gold in my sleep…

After spending the evenings watching the Olympic events while stitching, I finally retire to sleep, past my normal bedtime.  I’m exhausted after all the watching of the winning of Gold, Silver, and Bronze Medals… I tell you… I’m amazed at the conditioning of all the athletes.  What I find most comical is that in my sleep, I am competing!  I am swimming the 4×100m Freestyle relay with the men’s swimmers!  I am swimming in my own final of the 100 Breaststroke along with all the women, and I am swimming alongside Piersol in Backstroke and tying him for Gold!  And, after all of those, as if they were not enough, I am doing the floor routine of gymnastics and then the balance beam, followed quickly by my playing of Women’s Beach Volleyball!  I have fenced in my sleep, I have participated in the men’s kayaking, and, of course I am so in sync with my sync diving with the Chinese Women’s team.  I have won so many Gold, Silver, and Bronze Medals in my sleep, I am just amazed at all of my abilities.  I’m most suprised by the fact that I compete both with the men and women… what a shock, but none the less, I am so excellent at any sport I try, that I medal in it.  It really is quite the thrill!  I have seen myself in a body suit speedo, I have looked so great in my beach volleyball bikini, and I have even been amazed at my muscle conditioning as I kayaked.   I am a dream Olympian, and a medalist at that!