This is absolutely horrible. I thought I was actually a bright educated girl, so when I stumbled across this quiz, I naively assumed I’d at least have something good. But geez… don’t I feel lame now! I even felt pretty good in my answers along the way, maybe a few that I pulled out of the hat, but that was all. Go figure! Maybe I should stick to the ones that have Bible books on them ; ) OUCH. ; P

You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATION
of the English tongue!
Unless this is your third language, there is absolutely no excuse for your ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go back and finish your schooling, bastard.
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May 10, 2004 at 9:55 pm
Someone who's blog you visit
Sorry Monica! English was not my best subject in school by any chance.
You are a MASTER of the English language!
While your English is not exactly perfect,you are still more grammatically correct thanjust about every American. Still, there isalways room for improvement…
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May 11, 2004 at 9:18 am
Monica
****phhhhhhhbbbbbbttttt******
How’s that for grammatically correct?
LOL!
May 11, 2004 at 7:19 pm
Douglas
You shouldn’t take these quizzes too seriously. As a Star Trek fan, I had only heard about a million times that “to boldly go” was a grammatical no-no, splitting the infinitive. Winston Churchill was chided by someone for ending a sentence with a preposition, another grammatical no-no, and he replied brilliantly w by saying “Madam, that is something up with which I will not put!” I did really well on that quiz, then I did horribly on the “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” punctuation quiz.
May 12, 2004 at 5:19 pm
Monica
LOL Douglass, I didn’t know Churchill had a sense of humor like that! Cool! I think I’ll take a quiz hiatus ; )